
Movie reviews - short and to the point from "On Screen & Beyond"!
1 slate = Don't bother 2 slates = Not bad
3 slates = Worth seeing 4 slates - Must see
MAX PAYNE Twentieth Century Fox - PG-13 Max Payne, based on the ever popular violent computer game, stars Mark Wahlberg as a Detective who is consumed with finding the murderer of his wife and daughter. While the film is wildly obsessed with special Fx and seeing how far it can push the envelope, I will admit it does this very well. It's entertaining in that regard, but the bill stops there. There are many scenes of dialogue that are quite cheesy, and it snows in every scene in the film (sans the flashbacks). Wahlberg's performance as a relentless edgy tough cop is believable and enjoyable. If you decide to sit through all the credits, you'll see a little extra snippet. I give the film 2 1/2 slates. Reviewed by Min 

NIGHTS IN RODANTHE Warner Brothers - PG-13 Richard Gere unfortunately continues to play a one dimensional character. It's been over 25 years since he has played any other type. What a waste of talent. They tried to make him look younger and make Diane Lane look older to make the story more believable...it just didn't work. The movie itself was a little far fetched, since people a half a mile and more in from the shore would evacuate during a hurricane, yet they stayed in an Inn that is lapped by the waves during high tide on a normal day. They try to tug at the heartstrings and succeed a few times from the sniffles I heard in the theater, but over all it only rates 2 slates. Wait for the DVD if you must. 
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EAGLE EYE 
Paramount Pictures - PG-13 Shia LaBeouf and director D.J. Caruso team up once again (previously with Disturbia) in this outlandish techno-thriller. Younger audiences will probably enjoy the jam packed action scenes, car, plane, train, and bus chases, but the overall plot is lacking and absurd. Even the opening sequence leaves you wondering if you're sitting in the correct theatre. Shia unfortunately does not show any growth in his role as a 'action star' but you can tell he's trying to branch out. The first hour and 15 minutes was tough to sit through, but the last 45 minutes kept me fairly entertained. I give this a 2 1/2 slate rating. Reviewed by Min![]()
THE WOMEN Picturehouse Entertainment - PG-13 With a great lineup of female stars, you would assume that this 'chick flick' would hold your attention for the full 1 hour and 54 minutes: wrong! The movie is based on the 1939 play/film and its old-fashioned tone is apparent some 69 years later. It's trying to be like "Sex and the City," but with much less edge. Maybe that explains why the audience I was part of was all 60+ years old. The highlights: Cloris Leachman and Annette Bening's performances, and Jada Pinkett Smith's hospital labor room scene. I rate this film 2 slates. Reviewed by Min
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RIGHTEOUS KILL Overture Films - R Robert DeNiro and Al Pacino star in this crime/mystery cop drama. The duo makes a great cop team however, DeNiro's performance was somewhat weak; you want and expect more from him. John Leguizamo and Donnie Wahlberg's also star and their on-screen partnership plays out fairly smoothly. However, the story isn't as smart or compelling as the previews lead you to believe and gives you the impression that it's trying too hard. I give this movie a rating of 2 slates. Reviewed by Min
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BURN AFTER READING Focus Features - R From the Coen Brothers, comes a film of smart, witty and quirky humor. The ensemble cast includes Clooney, Pitt, and Swinton - but Malkovich and McDormand steal the show with their characters. The Coen brothers prove they know how to write a great dark comedy and you will keep laughing through this entire film. I would give this film a rating of 3 1/2 slates. Reviewed by Min ![]()
THE DUCHESS Paramount Vantage - PG-13 Based on the life of Georgiana, the Duchess of Devonshire, the film chronicles Georgiana's life as she becomes eventually trapped in a triangular love affair. Keira Knightley's performance is quite remarkable, proving that she is coming into her own. The story is simple, but moving. Locations and costumes are extraordinarily beautiful. Overall, I would give this film a rating of 3 slates. Reviewed by Min 
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![]() | THE MUMMY: The Tomb of the Dragon Emperor Universal Pictures - PG-13 Not a bad movie, but not nearly as good as the first movie. The story has taken a backseat to the special effects and it has hurt the franchise, the magic is gone. They seem to be going through the motions, with only a few sparks of the characters we have come to know. OSB rates it 2 out of 4 slates. |
\![]() | THE DARK KNIGHT Warner Brothers - PG-13 After all the hype going on before this film was released, it finally arrived and showed it was worthy of it all! This is without a doubt, the best of the recent Batman movies. Don't miss it! OSB gives it 4 out of 4 slates!
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MAMMA MIA! The Movie Universal Pictures - PG-13 The sets and the cinematography are beautiful! They should make more lively, funny musicals like this. It's a good movie, but if you've seen the play on Broadway, Vegas or where ever, you may not like it as much. It's hard to beat the live show, but this movie give it a worthy try. Enjoy! OSB says 3 1/2 out of 4 slates! 
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WALL-E Walt Disney Studios - G Pixar does it again! They continue to roll out the films without a dud in the bunch. Even though the film has limited talking, they have created a warm and funny movie everyone will enjoy. OSB rates it 4 out of 4 slates! 
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KUNG FU PANDA Dreamworks Animation - PG Well, Dreamworks has a hit on their hands! A great cast and Jack Black being Jack Black with a good story and, at times, funny. Unfortunately, they are already talking sequel. When will they learn to leave a good movie alone. It was once said "Always leave them wanting more." OSB gives Kung Fu Panda 3 1/2 out of 4 slates. 
SEX AND THE CITY New Line - R This one will be tough...fans of the show will love it...others will take it or leave it. 95% of the audience were women at the showing I saw, at the end they all were saying how great it was. It reminded me of the first Star Trek movie, fans were so glad to see it again, they didn't care that the movie had a weak story line. It seemed to be a bunch of TV episodes blended together, some good, some not so good. They should put out a sequel, now that they have gotten past the "Hey, look we're back!" stage. OSB rates it 3 out of 4 slates.
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![]() | INDIANA JONES and the KINGDOM of the CRYSTAL SKULL Paramount Pictures - PG-13 Indy is back and the thrills continue! Almost twenty years have past, he's getting older, but he's Indiana Jones! Lucas, Spielberg and Ford still deliver the same action and adventure we have come to expect! A rollercoaster ride of non stop fun. If you're looking for a good time at the movies, look no further. OSB gives it 3 1/2 out of 4 slates!
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![]() | THE CHRONICLES of NARNIA: PRINCE CASPIAN Buena Vista Pictures/Walt Disney - PG Not as magical as the first installment of the series, but still good family entertainment. The children return to Narnia, 1500 years have passed and things have changed from before. A little too much fighting for younger film goers, and it makes the movie drag a bit. OSB rates it 3 out of 4 slates!
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![]() | WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS Twentieth Century Fox - PG-13 This film is mainly light and silly fun that is watchable but forgetable. It relies mainly on sex oriented jokes. This is one of those movies you'll watch on TV, eventually, if nothing else is on. Cameron Diaz and Ashton Kutcher lack any chemistry. They can and will do better, most likely apart. OSB rating; 2 out of 4 slates.
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![]() | THE INVADERS - DVD RELEASE Paramount Home Entertainmnet The long awaited dvd release of this 1967 TV Sci-Fi classic is here. The effects are dated, but the suspense remains. Sci-fi fans will love this one, first timers or those who saw the original airing on TV. It stars Roy Thinnes as a man on the run from the aliens only he knows are here and he's trying to convince everyone that they have arrived! OSB gives it 3 1/2 out of 4 slates!
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![]() | IRON MAN Paramount Pictures - PG-13 This is what we have come to expect from a summer Blockbuster" movie... excitement, action and fun! What some promise, this one delivers! The cast, Robert Downey Jr, Terrence Howard, Jeff Bridges, Gweneth Paltrow and the rest, are superb. Grab some popcorn, sit back and enjoy! OSB hands it 3 1/2 slates out of 4!
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![]() | THE BUCKET LIST Warner Brothers - PG-13 With Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman starring in it and Rob Reiner directing, many people expected more than what this film is...a simple film about unexpected friendship. It has a few twists in it. It's not a great film, but it is a good film. OSB gives it 2 1/2 out of 4 slates.
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![]() | I AM LEGEND Warner Brothers - PG-13 While taken by itself, this is a good movie, the 1st remake of the novel (Omega Man with Charlton Heston) had a much better storyline.(the original movie was The Last Man on Earth with Vincent Price and I Am Legend is remake #2). Though very similar, you were drawn into the Heston version more and the twist at the end of Omega Man worked better. Of course the filmmaking in this version is far superior. So see Omega Man and enjoy both. OSB hands this one 3 out of 4 slates.
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![]() | ENCHANTED Walt Disney Pictures - PG This one is an instant classic for Disney! A great film for the whole family to enjoy. They go from the animated world to the live action world with ease and weave a light hearted, charming story that pokes fun at itself. OSB gives it 4 out of 4 slates!
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![]() | MR. MAGORIUM'S WONDER EMPORIUM Fox Walden - G From the get-go this movie was questionable, was it a reformulated Willy Wonka? Young kids may get a kick out of it (even though it deals with death), but it drags along throughout the movie. It's not a bad movie...it's just not a good one either. OSB gives it 2 out of 4 slates.
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